Friday Funnies


 “The Torys”  (by Cory)

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Mommy.  She went out into the woods to pick berries.  She brought them to her Grandma, and they made berry soup.  After she mashed the berries up, they put them in a pot, cooked them, and ate them.  But THEN, at night-time, a wolf came in their house and ATE the leftover stew!  The wolf took the stew to his house.   He ate it, he ate it, and he ate it.  He got so full that his belly EXPLODED!  When he blew up, he grew back.   Then he had a wife, and then his wife had a baby, and their baby was called Sophia.  Sophia ran off, so they had another baby.

They called “Sophia! Sophia!”

(They named their second baby Jedilias.)

Sophia came back and she was all scratched up.   She was so scratched that she died.

So the wolves had another baby, and her name was Pogus.

The End


“The Fox and the Kid”  (by Kirstyn Hunsberger)

Once upon a time, there was a Mommy that had three kids:  Melody, Cinderella, and Ruth.   And then, she had another kid.  He was the first boy.  The only boy!  His name was Louis.  He was as big as a water jug.  Everyone else was the size of a magnet.  Then he grew so small that his parents seemed the size of water jug, and he was the size of a needle.  He looked up at his parents, and his sisters, and he ran away.  He found a fox, and the fox was a nice fox, and the fox brought him back to his parents and sisters.

The End


Unmentionable Title (by Megan)

Once, a fox came to our house and he had a baby and he flushed Kirstyn in the potty.  And he flushed in the toilet.  And he flushed the window in it, and it went “Wheee!”  And then the fox ran around, and he tooted, and he slipped on the trampoline.  And so, Kirstyn flushed out the window.  And he flushed Daddy down the potty.  No, Daddy flushed his shirt down!  The toilet.  “EEE!  Amen.”  And he flushed down Aria’s shirt, and he flushed down himself.  And Jude.

The End

(Editor’s note:  There was a lot of poop mentioned in the un-edited version of this story.)


“Joseph” (by Cameron)

One guy named Cory.  He did a special job for Joseph.  He brought food for us.  Joseph and Zachy brought a lot, a lot, a lot of fridges and food for us.  Like food, and sugar.

Zachy and Megan took the compost out.

Mommy did a very good job feeding Zach.

Zachy and me did a very great job getting some pictures.

A toy found out a job, to bring a big house like the one we’re in to Pennsylvania.  A big house did a very good job bringing a toy for Zach!

A man put out the fire that we were watching with Daddy.

Big jug got some water.  A book got half of a cupboard.  A number brought a computer, and a guy brought some sugar.  Soundplay got some bottles.  A fan brought a toy for a guy to sit in.  And Joseph brought some bolts for the toy!

The End


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"Mom" sums it up quite well! I cook, I clean, I homeschool, and yes, I do still ride a tricycle. I love to read books to my kids, and every once in a while I manage to read a book "all by my big self." I journal about my life, here at patchofheaven; hoping to remember, grow, love more, and entertain my mom and other readers!

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