Tonight, Megan was playing with the new (stuffed) puppy she got for her birthday. I asked, “Does your baby puppy have a name yet?”
Megan: “It’s not a baby puppy. It’s a daddy puppy.”
Me: “It’s a daddy puppy? But it’s little! And it’s pink! Are you sure it’s not a baby puppy?”
Megan: “It’s a big, daddy dog.”
Me: But daddy dogs aren’t pink! Just mommy dogs.”
She glanced over at me, and said sarcastically, “Are YOU pink?!”
I about died laughing!