If any of you need urine bags to dump on your gardens, to scare away the wild animals, my son is working on a patented system. The urine will be deposited into water balloons! That way, you can order just a few tablespoons at a time, instead of having to order by the gallon.
The boys have also improved my laundry system. They dump all the clean laundry out on the floor when they’re looking for a new pair of undies. (Peeing into water balloons has side-effects.) That way, Mommy will just fold the laundry to cut back on handling!
Normally, I encourage creativity in the kitchen. I let my kids use all the pots and pans and spoons they want. Yes, the ones we use for cooking and eating! It drives Dee nuts, to find a trail of cookware and cutlery from the kitchen floor all the way out back to the dirt pile. But I tell myself, “I’m growing Einsteins!”
Ramen Poodle soup though? I may have to ban that menu item. This poodle, by the way, is the “Big daddy dog” Megan mentioned. See why I tried to convince her it really doesn’t look male?
I apologize, to all you guys out there trying to hang on to your tough guy image. My daughter will shoot it down!